The Subtext of Christmas Carols

I’ve been doing two things way too much lately:  listening to Christmas music and messing around on Twitter. The result is my take on Christmas carols in 140 characters or less. Santa, Baby:  I deserve a lot of expensive shit because I didn’t cheat on my man. Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer:  Reindeer suck unless they need something from you. JingleContinue reading “The Subtext of Christmas Carols”